Jaekays
laughing at my own jokes. haha.

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

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Comfy Clothes ©

Comfy Clothes ©

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I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

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alexrumine:

2005 v 2014 

He was such a cutie with his guitar so high